rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

heaven011:

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Can’t quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

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It begins

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Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

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fans-tastic:

snoopingasusualisee:

girls night

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i love them, thank you.

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unclefather:

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unclefather:

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frozenknight:

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alexaloraetheris:

inneskeeper:

voice-of-illogical-sense:

this is what a Bodhisattva is

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Oh, literally!

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femmenietzsche:

Almost blocked someone for being a bot because their URL ended in a string of numbers but then I realized the numbers were 42069 and I wanted to apologize like when a nobleman fails to recognize his king disguised in the garb of a commoner

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dullahandyke:

Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w ‘IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION’ and it’s been stuck on my mind ever since

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Anonymous:

Are there any blue roses? Like real ones. Or do they just take the white, green, or red ones then paint them as blue?

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

no, blue roses don’t occur in nature- but they’re easy to make artificially. just place a cut white rose into blue-dyed water and wait a bit, and eventually the rose will be blue. also why did you ask me this

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i used to stick flowers in dye as a kid to make them different colors

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every month i track down and kill a member of various professions so that i can absorb their workplace knowledge. last june i shredded a florist

Anonymous:

Are there any blue roses? Like real ones. Or do they just take the white, green, or red ones then paint them as blue?

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

no, blue roses don’t occur in nature- but they’re easy to make artificially. just place a cut white rose into blue-dyed water and wait a bit, and eventually the rose will be blue. also why did you ask me this

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i used to stick flowers in dye as a kid to make them different colors

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every month i track down and kill a member of various professions so that i can absorb their workplace knowledge. last june i shredded a florist